Funny pictures that will make any tester laugh straight out. Your love letters get returned to you marked up with red ink, highlighting your grammar and spelling mistakes. Qa testers are a muchmaligned group, conscripted to an eternal war with those blasted programmers on the other end of the phone. Software development and deployment is not complete without a tester. As promised, here are the part 2 of software testing humor and jokes. Jokes software testing, jokes testing methodology and techniques. The following jokes related to software testing have been compiled from forwarded emails and internet resources. A programmer is walking along a beach and finds a lamp. Mar 12, 2012 a humorous video on the importance of web and software quality assurance testing.
Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them arent even reposts. Under a streetlight, on a very dark night, a software tester was looking for a set of lost keys. Software testing jokes software testing fundamentals. Software testing jokes 56 total trending cross eyed jokes. Alpha software undergoes alpha testing as a first step in getting user feedback. A group of ten top software engineers is sent to a class for aspiring managers. Then he orders ten beers, negative one beer, zero beers.
Jun 03, 2010 this is something interesting and funny about software testing that i got when i was browsingas i am a software tester now feels nice about my job read it and have fun have you hugged your software tester today. Weve included quotes from figures like angie jones and michael bolton on topics spanning everything from finding bugs to testerdeveloper relations. Search 338 software tester jobs now available on, the worlds largest job site. A client is the one who doesnt know why he wants a baby. The magic of antijokes is that youre expecting a clever or punny punch line, but instead, the punch line is as anticlimactic and literal as possible. A great tester gives programmers immediate feedback on what they did right. Jun 23, 2015 as promised, here are the part 2 of software testing humor and jokes. A software tester walks into a bar and then runs into the bar. A collection of inspirational some of them outrageous quotations related to software testing. Qservices inc leading it software development company in chandigarh, india delivering best software application development services in mohali, chandigarh india.
Software testing comic strips dilbert by scott adams. A software tester walks into a bar and then runs into. The only way cool kids will do it thats what i call a shut up and take my money mug. Feb 22, 2019 tester is a person who and other 9 irreverent it jokes. For those who dont know me, im a professional tester and i do software testing seriously and sustainable.
If you have jokes on software and testing please feel free to forward it to me. Dec 01, 2017 here are some software testing jokes for fun. Difference between developer and tester software tester. I know that the airplane will not be able to take off. What is the most important skill a software tester. There were around 100 comments with interesting humor and jokes shared. Beta software undergoes beta testing shortly before its released. Awesome programming jokes of all time coding is cool. Software testing humor and jokes that brighten your day while im very into serious software testing stuffs, i always try to keep a good sense of humor to make software testing more amusing. The height of a flagpole a group of managers were given the assignment of measuring the height of a flagpole. A group of managers were given the assignment of measuring the height of a flagpole. If you enjoyed this story, hit and share the fun with others. The ultimate list of 100 software testing quotes dzone agile.
There was a software tester who had an exceptional ability for finding bugs. Software testing humor and jokes that brighten your day. Software testing humor and jokes that brighten your day part. My friend asked me whether he should take the job as a tester for super strength. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask himher to put a piece of saran wrap down so he doesnt dirty the seat. The magic of anti jokes is that youre expecting a clever or punny punch line, but instead, the punch line is as anticlimactic and literal as possible. What are some the best software testing jokes and memes. To tell somebody that he is wrong is called criticism. Nov 24, 2014 make yourself a nice mug of coffee, sit down, and enjoy your break with a couple of realty funny pictures about what you are usually doing with a very serious face. Software testing humor and jokes that brighten your day part 2. May 27, 2015 10 memes only a qa tester should get, but you will too. A while back i asked the community the very important question of what testers do.
Best jokes on testers to relieve the stress in between software. Darde software tester song by frustrated software tester all is well revamp. Well, the punchline for a joke could be a violation of some expectation, the exposure of some ambiguity, an observation that no one else has made, or just making a surprising connection. A tester comes along and sees what theyre trying to do, walks over, pulls down the flagpole, lays it flat, measures it from. John ruskin quality is free, but only to those who are willing to pay heavily for it. Your love letters get returned to you marked up with red ink, highlighting. When you tell him that you wont change something he has asked you to change, hell offer to allow you two other flaws in exchange for correcting. While im very into serious software testing stuffs, i always try to keep a good sense of. Well software testing is a tough job and gets you into a lot of tought times, in convincing your counterparts that you do not like to break things, you just want to remove the illussion that. Oct, 20 software testing jokes it has been put beautifully by a software tester. A tester is the one who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
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The programmer pulls out a map, points to it and says, id want peace in the middle east. We have a great collection with the best software jokes at. A developer is the one who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver 1 baby. A marketing manager is the one who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. Weve included quotes from figures like angie jones and michael bolton on topics spanning everything from finding bugs to tester developer relations. Essentially rocking up after some software has been written up, qa testers check to see if things do what they are supposed to do. Software testing humor and jokes that brighten your day thanh huynh june 12, 2015 humor 3 comments. From humorous to bluntly insightful, here is our ultimate list of 100 software testing quotes. The better testers are doing their jobs, the more bugs they manage to find and report.
The job of a tester is to prove that the software is bug free, while it has to be the other way around. If you missed the part 1, you can read it here have fun. Jul 21, 2003 dilbert says, if we build our software with no bugs, we can make a 10% return on our investment. Some good software testing jokes pradeeps space for. The ultimate list of 100 software testing quotes abstracta. Exam and test jokes and humor from school jokes, teacher jokes, pupil jokes and more. A humorous video on the importance of web and software quality assurance testing. Alpha and beta testing alpha software undergoes alpha testing as a first step in getting user feedback. The jester testers, software testing jokes, more humor about software testers and software testing.
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